The Democrats planned to fiddle while Rome burned. The Republicans were going to burn Rome, then fiddle.
--P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores.
A friend of mine is an ex-US bank regulator who was heavily involved in the resolution of the thrift crisis of the 1980s and early 1990s, and who currently heads a bank in Eastern Europe (or, will head it once the acquisition closes in a month). He's spent the last 14 years or so in the former Soviet Empire teaching kleptocrats about the wonders of the US banking system, where you steal money from the masses the old fashioned way: first gain the public's trust, then abuse it. In the land of the gulag, it was all a lot simpler and easier because the government owned the banks. Theft was a way of life and most people had no money to steal, so only the crooks had enough money to put in the banks, and most of the crooks were government officials or related to them in some fashion. The government stole from the rich, which usually meant it was stealing from itself.
The World Bank and assorted other advisers swept into Eastern Europe on the heels of exiting Soviet
tanks, to show "the proles" how the First World ran its banking system. From the early 1990s (following the cleanup of the S&L mess) until recently the US had some "street cred" with the ex-Commies as far as its banking system was concerned. Even with the subprime mortgage meltdown and the realization that Europeans had been sold junk bonds as AAA-rated paper, everybody overseas assumed that the most powerful nation on the planet would grapple successfully with this crisis, and show the eager apprentices how it was done by the big boys.
Then came the circus in D.C of the past two weeks, culminating in yesterday's House vote to tank the so-called "bailout" legislation that the White House and leaders of both political parties had agreed to support. My friend had been boiling over at the inept "selling" of the plan to the American public, as well as the politicizing, by both parties, of a process that should have been focused solely on finding the proper solution to a financial crisis that affects not only the US economy, but the world's. Last night my time, early this morning his time, my friend finally boiled over in an e-mail to me. He's given me permission to post it, as long as I don't identify him by name (his employers are notoriously publicity shy). I've also cleaned up a couple of of typographical errors, but the following rant is set forth basically verbatim, and it's enjoyable, if you enjoy seeing a teakettle whistle:
It is unbelievable what has gone on with our financial system and what is going now, as we speak, with our political process.
Not one of our fearless government officials from the Bush Administration has framed this crisis in correct terms...everyone, including the press, has characterized this as a bailout of Wall Street...that is a complete fantasy...everyone talks about bailing out
Wall Street Fat Cats ( the fat cats already have their money and are now sailing on their yachts), but this was supposed to be a rescue of the American financial system and for that matter, a rescue of the global financial system...what the hell is going on with our elected officials? In my humble opinion, they are all a bunch of spineless cry-babies who take more satisfaction out of blaming each other rather than making a tough decision...it is like school kids on a playground...they are all afraid of losing their jobs and their perks...but hell, what else are most of them qualified to do? This episode will make their handling of the Katrina incident look good!
Rather than allocating $700 billion of funds, they would rather let the American economy suffer a $1 trillion loss in the markets, which is what happened yesterday...and the $700 billion is not the true cost of this...anyone who lived and worked in the RTC days knows that some of these assets that will be sold and purchased have value... and they will eventually be sold to some savvy investors, and many of them will be sold at a profit to the government...
But everyone who has a 401k, a portfolio of stocks, and who works for a publiclytraded company is poorer today than they were yesterday due to our elected officials...I hope someone will have the courage and the insight to see what is really happening here...this deal was never about Wall Street Brokers and all their insanity, but it was about you and me, and other small investors and savers who work their asses off everyday to save a dime and try to get ahead...but then we are left to hang out to dry, as if we do not matter...well we need to show all our elected officials that we matter next month when we go cast our votes.
What a shame and a pity that no one from this "wonderful" administration sees what is really happening here...I guess the only way to end this, is at some point, the suffering will become so painful, that even our elected officials will finally see the light!
It would have been nice to have statesmen rise above the daily noise, and put the interest of our great country above their own! That must have been too much to ask in today's partisan environment. Neither McCain nor Obama exhibited any real leadership on this issue...sort of makes you wonder what either of them will do when the next crisis shows up!
Sorry to rant and rave, but I had to get this off my chest...I really feel embarrassed and sad about being an American living and working overseas at this moment!
I told him to tell his Eastern European employees that sooner or later, the CIA would waterboard every Republican and Democrat who voted against the plan yesterday, and the most ardent opponents would "disappear." The next vote will make some cosmetic changes to the bailout bill and then it will pass.
They'll understand that explanation and believe it, even if it's a blatant lie. They're likely as used to hearing bald-faced lies as Hillary Clinton hears around the house on a daily basis about where Bubba was last night. Plus, it sounds plausible, doesn't it? I mean, it's better than telling them the truth: gutless wonders let either election year e-mails from a cadre of hard-core Kool-Aid drinkers on the fringes of both political spectra and/or their own tinfoil hat-wearing ideology to get in the way of making really nasty sausage, which legislation often ends up being. It's a process called "compromise." It's what adults do in a world where competing views of what's right and what's wrong have to find a way to meet in a middle ground, if you're going to solve problems.
I didn't want to discourage my friend further by pointing him to blogs written by ivory tower cocooned university professors, unemployed "management consultants," and professional ideologues with way too much time on their hands by reason of either a lack of useful employment or a violation of their employers' acceptable Internet use policies, all of whom have either a better plan or a purer ideology that will brook no deviation from their intellectual construct of how the world must "be." None of them are in the trenches, of course, but they all know better than those who are.
There's only so much Stolichnaya one man can consume safely.


















