Last Wednesday we called for Alphonso Jackson to resign, and just like clockwork, today he fell on his sword (actually, his dagger, but it still hurt). Some nitwits think that Senators Dodd and Murray had something to do with it, but we all know that a Bush appointee pays no attention to evil-doers, so that couldn't have influenced Alphonso.
Jackson himself claimed it was all about family values.
"There comes a time when one must attend more diligently to personal and family matters. Now is such a time for me," Jackson added.
We understand that his first "diligent attendance to family matters" will be to sell his children to Thai slave traders for a small annual honorarium and a share of next year's Bangkok "monster Thai stick" production.
Others were quick to jump on the "it's all about me" bandwagon. The latest issue of The Dallas Business Journal traces Jackson's downfall to its tireless investigative reporting.
Nearly two years after a Dallas Business Journal report sparked a federal investigation of U.S. Housing Secretary Alphonso Jackson, the embattled administrator has resigned.
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A former president and CEO of the Dallas Housing Authority, Jackson has fought off charges of cronyism and the politicization of HUD's contracting processes for the last two years. The controversy was sparked by a May 2006 report in the DBJ, which covered a speech Jackson gave in Dallas to a private group of minority real estate executives.
The secretary told the group he had canceled a contract after the contractor said he had a problem with President Bush: "Why should I reward someone who doesn't like the president, so they can use the funds to try to campaign against the president?" Jackson said. "Logic says they don't get the contract. That's the way I believe."
The secretary also told the audience "how government works. Once you get the contract," he said, "they just keep giving you tax dollars. ... The most amazing thing I've ever seen is the amount of contracts we give out every day. One contract can make you wealthy."
Jackson later apologized for the remarks about the contractor and said he had lied. Responding to a flurry of complaints, the HUD Inspector General launched an investigation.
Sure, all that was important, but not nearly as important as repeated bad-mouthing by the borderline loons who swim in the fetid waters of Bank Lawyer's Blog. We just hate it when the "Main Stream Media" tries to steal the thunder of the blogosphere, which, after all, is the new media. It's the spittle-spewing bloggers who own the future, not the dour, dumpy old hags like The Dallas Business Journal.
Naturally, neither political party made much hay out of Big Al's exit.
"The administration's response to the housing crisis should have been more rapid and more comprehensive," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) said in a statement released after Mr. Jackson's announcement. She said the new secretary should "aggressively address urgent housing issues."
Nancy would have said more about the matter, but she had to dive into a manhole to duck the Hellfire missile that mysteriously swept in from somewhere on the far side of the Potomac.
The Decider-in-Chief was predictably crestfallen that his pal Al took a powder.
President Bush said he accepted the resignation with regret and praised Mr. Jackson's work. Officials declined to comment on who might replace him.
Mr. Jackson, a Dallas native, was a top housing official in Dallas when Mr. Bush was Texas governor, and became HUD deputy secretary in 2001. He took the top job in 2004.
Bush then turned to an assistant and asked, "What's Rummy up to these days?"













