There's always a nay-sayer in every crowd. You know the type: the know-it-all in black-rimmed eyeglasses with a strip of athletic tape holding the nose bridge together; wears nerdy chinos, white socks and brown tassled Bass penny loafers; laughs through his nose and makes a sound like a goose that swallowed a bull frog.
You know, the kind of kill-joy who pours cold water on the year's largest IPO.
Earlier this month, MasterCard announced that it was pricing its shares at between $40 and $43 in order to raise an expected $2.8 billion for a 46% stake in the company. In the IPO last Wednesday, shares initially sold for $39 per share, which still raised $2.39 billion. In addition, the share price jumped to $46 by the close last Thursday, and settled at $44.80 on Friday, making investors who participated in the IPO very, very happy. They all did a little dance, made a little love, got down that night.
Then, along come the human Quaaludes at consumeraffairs.com to point out that the glass is half empty.
But investors should think carefully before putting too much of their money into shares of MasterCard, as the company's move is designed primarily to respond to the series of lawsuits launched by merchants over the high "interchange fees" MasterCard and card-issuing banks charge to process plastic transactions.
By the company's own admission, the principal effects of the IPO will be to "redeem" shares of MasterCard held by the 1,400 member banks that issue its card, reducing their liability in the event that the merchant lawsuits are successful.
MasterCard plans to use $650 million of the funds raised by the IPO to add to its "war chest" in order to defend against the regulatory challenges from the lawsuits.
Investors who buy up shares of MasterCard hoping to turn a quick profit from the company's massive public profile may be left holding the bag. Analyst Howard Bernstein told Fortune magazine on May 17th that the cost of the merchant lawsuit litigation could exceed $1 billion dollars easily.
They just couldn't let us have one more stinkin' day of self-delusional giddiness, could they?
I bet that none of those do-gooders at consumeraffairs.com has had a "date" since Monica Lewinski left D.C.
















