Because that's where the money is.
---Bank robber Willie Sutton, in answer to the question "Why do you rob banks"?
While most serious bloggers attempt to close out a year with a retrospective of important issues germane to the central core of their blog, here at Bank Lawyer's Blog, we like to focus on the oddball and trivial. Such as this curious statistic:
Bank heists in the Chicago region reached record-breaking numbers in 2005, and the pace hasn't let up as the year comes to an end, with three robberies Thursday alone.
The three bring the year's tally to 230 in the Chicago area. There were 160 last year, 151 in 2003, 191 in 2002, 156 in 2001 and 128 in 2000.
The previous record number of heists was 195 in 1995. FBI officials cannot explain the spike in bank robberies but say there are more repeat bank robbers and more violent takeover bank robberies.
Chicago, Chicago
That toddlin' town..
On state street, that great street, I just wanna say,
They do things they don’t do on Broadway...
Apparently, that includes robbing banks.
According to an FBI agent quoted in the linked article, drug addiction fuels many of the current robbers' need for dough. Only a person as addled as an addict would play a sucker's game where (a) the crime is always a federal one, (b) the agency charged with apprehending the evildoers (while it may not be able to differentiate a jiahdist from your grey-haired granny) is expert at catching bank robbers, and (c) the federal sentencing guidelines usually mandate much stiffer penalties (longer prison sentences and larger fines) than many state laws covering the same type of crime (armed robbery).
Ya' know, a bank lawyer with a head for business and a bod for sin might just be able to show those punks a thing or two about robbing banks. But then, that would be wrong. It would be more than wrong. It would be a travesty. A travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
And for a mere $10,625 ($1.7 million divided by 160) per robbery? Heck, any lawyer worth his salt could bill that in half a day. Less, if he managed to travel across the International Date Line going the right way while working simultaneously on several client files, billing in minimum increments of a half-hour.
Y'all have a Happy New Year.