In The Land of Liars, it's occasionally hard to separate the professionals from the merely proficient amateurs. However, when I'm in desperate need of affirmation that the spirit of the late, great Tommy Flanagan has not departed our nation's capitol, I need search no further than the latest news story about the Queen Bee of prevaricators, Hilarity Clinton.
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton would not bail out big banks to save them from collapse in the event of another financial crisis, she said on Tuesday.
During a late night television appearance with comedian Stephen Colbert, Clinton said her priorities were focused on raising the minimum wage and bolstering the middle class.
"If you're president and the banks are failing, do we let them fail?" asked Colbert.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes... " Clinton said.
No, no, no, no...
In 2008, when she was a beloved senator from the Empire State, Clinton gave a hearty thumbs up to bailing out the big banks. That was the smart move. As Hank the P warned us then and since, it was either TARP or "disaster."
In 2015, of course, she's running against an opponent who was one of the small minority of senators to vote against the bailout bill. Bernie was anti-big-bank then and he's never changed his tune. Lindsey Graham may have amusingly tweaked Sanders last night by claiming that he honeymooned in the Soviet Union and has never came back, but the dude has one thing that is rare in D.C.: integrity.
There's also the nettlesome problem that Lizzie Warren is the left's darling and she's opted out of the race this time around. To assure herself of the nomination, Clinton has to try to pull as many Spouting Bull supporters as she can away from the grumpy old man. Telling Colbert that she'd let the big banks fail plays well with a crowd that doesn't let reality get in the way of ideology. She's like Ted Cruz in that respect, I suppose.
If we ever were to face the prospect of the collapse of the banking system again and Clinton was at the nation's helm, she'd steer the ship full speed ahead into the bailout iceberg and be the first one in a lifeboat. Count on it.
She's not in Flanagan's class, but she's close. Really, really close.













